you know how when beaus drunk he uploads topless selfies yeah well lukes drunk too so im expecting a hd topless selfie or nudie either one is great
(via yallahkompis)
i spend so much time being pissed off about the fact that the obamas dog isn’t named Bark Obama
(via yayhood)
girl: im going to give you a blow job
boy: how good are you?
girl: i read fan fiction
boy: fuCK this is gonna be good
boy: how good are you?
girl: i read fan fiction
boy: fuCK this is gonna be good
Well at least the harlem shake is better than the fucking cup song.
(via fucking-whorecrux)




